You Can't Wear That Here

Have you ever talked to a religious person and had them look at you like you are crazy when you tell them that all religions are the same? Me too. I usually tell them that they are all wrapped up in crazy with fundamentalist nonsense and the same rules universally apply when it comes to things like sexuality.

Well, the Vatican has now formally banned what they call “inappropriate attire” while in the “country.”

“The new decree, particularly targeting those in shorts and shoulder-revealing shirts, sent several tourists trudging off to local stores to buy shawls, scarves, and pairs of trousers.”

Oh no! Shoulder-revealing shirts and shorts! The next thing you know, people while be showing their *gasp* ankles! This could be a generous move for a “country” that is largely a tourist trap. Think about it, they could just set up a store right outside of the gates to the “country” selling clothing approved by the Pontiff himself. Economic stimulation, baby!

It is lovely how a group of people who dress in night gowns are in the business of telling people what is “appropriate attire.” Maybe the Pope should decree that metal clamps be put on the genitalia of the inhabitants of the Vatican to stop them from raping children. Just a thought.

Buying Stock In Jesus

Recently a Vatican-approved stock exchange, called the Stoxx Europe Christian Index, was launched. Now you can buy stock with the knowledge that Jesus would approve.

Meaning no profits from porn, gambling, weapons, tobacco, or birth control. Oil, on the other hand, is OK.

Of course oil is OK. If it wasn't for oil, there wouldn't be any companies on their index. However, I do find it interesting that Exxon and BP are doing great on this exchange. It seems that Jesus has truly become a capitalist, oil loving, ocean polluting fiend.

Thanks Jesus.

The Child Raping Saga Continues

Yet another rapist has been identified in the catholic church. "Father" Joseph Pavanivel Jeyapaul is accused of taking a 16-year old girl into the rectory least he "kill her entire family" where he forced her to perform oral sex.

So this guy comes in and demands a blow job from a 16-year old girl under penalty of death. There is a serious problem when none of this is a surprise. However, this wasn't something that happened 30 years ago. This is from 2004. I want you to take a stab at what the Vatican did. They decided not to try the accused rapist even in their own shitty "court" of god.

Of course, according to the logic of Bill Donahue, this girl wasn't molested by a pedophile since she was post-pubescent at the time of the rape. So that should make it all better.

The Pope is a Bastard

The Pope is under fire for ignoring the information that a priest in Wisconsin had molested over 200 deaf boys.

I can't take this guy anymore. Essentially what happened is that while this ghoul was a cardinal, he covered up molestation cases by shifting the child-rapists around to rehabilitate them. Instead of calling in the authorities, the church just moved the priests to a new location so they could, guess what, rape again.

This particular case from Wisconsin is interesting in that there is evidence that Cardinal Ratzinger knew exactly what was going on. He received a copy of a letter sent from Archbishop Weakland to the Vatican. There is a paper trail.

So this fiend, Lawrence Murphy, raped over 200 deaf boys and received nothing more than relocation.

There are other parts of this article that I can't even write about. I am so sick of talking about the Vatican and their child-raping hoards. Suffice it to say that the catholic church is a ghoulish organization that is headed up by one of the worst people in modern times. Why people continue to buy into this shit is beyond me.

At times like this, I almost wish their was a such thing as hell. I am afraid that it wouldn't be a fitting enough punishment for this bastard.

Vatican defends child-rapists... again

It looks like the Holy See (all seeing eye sees right through little boys pants) is defending the pope against allegations that he covered up child abuse in Germany and shifted priests around.

Of course, this bag of ass says that he wasn't the one who decided to move the priests around. You know, he was just the guy in charge of the Munich diocese when all of the abuse went down and the rapists got shifted to other churches. Isn't this like Nixon saying he was in charge during Watergate, but didn't tell anyone to do anything wrong? Oh, wait. He did.