Buying Stock In Jesus

Recently a Vatican-approved stock exchange, called the Stoxx Europe Christian Index, was launched. Now you can buy stock with the knowledge that Jesus would approve.

Meaning no profits from porn, gambling, weapons, tobacco, or birth control. Oil, on the other hand, is OK.

Of course oil is OK. If it wasn't for oil, there wouldn't be any companies on their index. However, I do find it interesting that Exxon and BP are doing great on this exchange. It seems that Jesus has truly become a capitalist, oil loving, ocean polluting fiend.

Thanks Jesus.