Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Pious Chaplain Also Unobservant

The Chaplain Corps is a group of individuals in the military that I could do without. I think that they are a waste of resources and don’t serve a useful purpose. They are also commissioned as officers for no reason that I can think of. But hey, if the religious soldiers need someone to comfort them, whatever.

What I can’t stomach is these pious chaplains making stupid statements about their certainty about the religiosity of the military.

Hagwood said he doesn’t think he has met an atheist in a combat zone, and the vast majority of people he met seemed to grow in faith rather than lose faith.


A preacher never met an atheist in combat. Ever. I can’t imagine an atheist needed to utilize the services of a chaplain. The fact that this commissioned harlot has never met an atheist in combat is no surprise to me. The atheists are probably out making sure they are ready for their next mission while the others are wasting valuable time talking to the mediator for sky daddy.

There are many parts of the article about this chaplain that made me want to vomit, but saying he has never met an atheist in combat is stupid, idiotic, and otherwise moronic. Anytime someone makes a statement like that, they need to be called out.

14 comments:

  1. You are one hundred percent a complete liar if you say you are an athiest. Please stop with this completely stupid Southern Atheist thing. We all know you are only trying to convince yourself that you don't believe and please turst me when I say noboby cares. Well God cares.

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  2. I would like to call you out on your comment "Anonymous"....like the name...you must really want to have a conversation. What makes you think that Will is not an Atheist? Do you have an Atheist detector? Please site your references. Since you are so good at spotting what people are..what am I? Christian? Agnostic? Atheist?

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  3. Anonymous, I know Will in the real world. He is an unrepentant atheist, believe you me. When he came to my Halloween party last year, he was Redneck Jesus. He made a crown of thorns out of Bud Light cans.

    And you're wasting your time trying to threaten people who don't even believe in deities with punishment from said deities. OH NO!!! GOD CARES!!! I've suddenly seen the light!!!

    Nah, just fuckin' with ya.

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  4. "You are one hundred percent a complete liar if you say you are an athiest (sic). Please stop with this completely stupid Southern Atheist thing. We all know you are only trying to convince yourself that you don't believe and please turst (sic) me when I say noboby (sic) cares. Well God cares."


    Thank you for reading my mind. I guess I was wrong about psychics also. If I am only trying to convince myself, then why does it concern you?

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  5. Will to be honest it doesn't really concern me. I just happened to see this from the Observer page mostly curious becuase I don't honestly believe any one is truely an athiest. When people try so hard like setting up a web page or as Hannah said you dressed up like a redneck Jesus just to prove you are is complete crap and you know it seriously. If you were down and out truely a matter of life and death then you'll believe or at least you would try. Not having faith is so easy when things are going well. Having faith is hard. Will, we should meet, you can bring Hannah and Christina maybe then after we talk you'll change it to the I'm not really a southern atheist gentleman blog.

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  6. Wow! "Please meet me and bring your womenfolk so I can dispose of them properly, before I murder you as well." If you can't explain yourself in writing, and you don't even care according to your own words, what's your purpose in wanting to meet us in person?

    I've been in a few near-death situations, and in those split-second instances where my life flashed before my eyes, I didn't even think about god, or try to petition him. That's one of the ways it's obvious to me that I don't really believe. You can stomp your feet, stick your fingers in your ears, and deny it all you want, but there are those of us who face reality and deal with it like adults. Just because you are terrified of the world and the idea of a godless existence doesn't mean everyone is.

    Faith isn't just hard, it's stupid, useless, and not something to brag about. Faith is believing things for which you have no evidence. Why would I want to live my life that way? In all other areas, my parents always taught me to be skeptical, ask questions, and use logic and reason to figure things out. When you buy a car, do you just "have faith" that it's in working order and you're not being cheated? No; you do research and find evidence to prove it.

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  7. Calm down good grief, you're going to murder me and my womenfolk. Womenfolk? So you're like seventy years old then? You have been in a few near death situations that's amazing are you trying to kill yourself or are these for real. I would think it pretty unlikely to be in one near death, but you have actually been in a few. I keep waiting for you or this Will guy to tell me this is all a joke, I'm serious.

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  8. Aww, you're not very smart, are you? Or are you just that bored of a troll?

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  9. Nope, they weren't suicide attempts, just bad luck. I would post the link where I talk about my multiple close calls with death, but you're pretty creepy and considering you live locally, I'm not sure I want you to be looking at my face, memorizing what I look like!

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  10. Anonymous,
    I am not interested in having a conversation with you because A) you are too much of a coward to even put your name on my blog, and B) you have shown yourself to be someone who is not interested in having a conversation. You are a troll, only interested in trying to raise my hackles, which is something I am not prepared to let happen. You seem to already know everything about me, so there is no sense in talking to you. Stop wasting you time commenting on a blog that is "beneath" you. That is all.

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  11. I'm not a coward at all I really don't know how to use the profile stuff just went with the quickest. Your friend just said she would murder me, but I'll give you my name address I don't care. Also, I only been on this thing one day and your both having a fit, one day and you can't take it. Wow talk about coward. That's what this blog is all about you two put up these stupid comments so you can get people to respond and then you make fun of them. So all you do is hand out insults, but then you can't take it. Again it just proves that you are complete fake.

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  12. Anonymous, I can't believe I'm actually explaining this because I know you're just a troll, but any moron with half a brain can read my comment and see that I was insinuating YOU wanted to murder us, by requesting a face-to-face meeting. That's why that statement was in quotation marks. Nobody wants your address, sweetie.

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  13. And with that I will stop feeding the troll. I hope.

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