Let The Water Fall

If I recall correctly, it says something in the Bible about idolizing things and how it’s bad. Well, that has never stopped Christians before. Now, to meet the demand of useless things that have no intrinsic value, a company in Jordan has begun shipping out water, from the supposed site of Jesus’ baptism, for the first time since the fall of the Ottoman Empire.

"We have pictures in our archives dating back to 1906, when wooden barrels were filled with water from the Jordan and exported to the United States and Europe where the water was used to baptize children," he said.

You know, if you baptize your child in water from the Jordan River, which is not the same water that was their when and if Jesus was baptized there (use your brain), then your child may become Jesus. Either that or they may get some horrible disease from the pollution.