Saturday, May 8, 2010

Spontaneous Human Gayness

If it weren't for the Catholic church, I would have nothing to write about. Archbishop Dadeus Grings has discovered something about human nature that no one else ever know: kids are spontaneously gay. I am trying to picture how this would happen. One day, your playing with some G.I. Joe toys and out of nowhere, cock is awesome.
"We know that the adolescent is spontaneously homosexual. Boys play with boys, girls play with girls," he said. "If there is no proper guidance, this sticks. The question is — how are we going to educate our children to use a sexuality that is human and suitable?"

What the hell is he talking about? So, when little boys play with other little boys, they are building up a gay friction, about to spontaneously explode in gayness. That is fascinating. Anything to take peoples eye off of the huge child-raping lot of priests that infect one of the most disgustingly opulent and oppressively backwards empires in history.


  1. Quoting AP "A Brazilian archbishop said adolescents are 'spontaneously homosexual' and in need of guidance..."

    Seems like the wrong kind of guidance was offered by the Randy Padres.

  2. I bet he's spontaneously homosexual every Saturday night.

  3. So since I'm boring and not spontaneous I'm straight?

  4. Hmmm, now that I think about it, gay guys are always hopping up *spontaneously* and getting excited about things...

    Maybe it doesn't work the same way for lesbians, Grace. You might not be in the clear yet.