Porn Is The Problem, Says Priest

Bishop Felipe Arizmendi, a well-known pedophile, er catholic 'authority', has come out, both barrels blazing, against... porn. According to the good bishop, the reason that priest are raping children is because

With so much invasion of eroticism, sometimes it's not easy to stay celibate or to respect children. If on television and on the Internet and in so many media outlets there is pornography, it is very difficult to stay pure and chaste. Obviously when there is generalised sexual freedom it's more likely there could be cases of paedophilia.

Obviously.

Wait, so these guys are raping children because of porn? Your excuse is porn. Wait, you have something else to say?

He said part of the blame for the current environment lies with sex education programs that gave "only genital information."

Oh OK. So it is porn and sex ed that is making priests rape children.

Let me tell you something, you child raping, incestuous bastard. The fact that your underlings can't keep their cocks out of children should be reason enough to lock the lot of you under a jail for all eternity. When you come out with stupid shit like this, it further marginalizes an already half-retarded religion that only morons would believe in in the first place. So please, continue with your excuses for not being able to keep your hands off of babies. I will enjoy watching your 'institution' crumble before my eyes.

/end ad hominem attack