Not Earthquakes, Suntans!

I wish Iran would make up their mind. First, they say that the problem is women who dress immodestly. Now, Police Chief Hossien Sajedinia is saying that the problem is women with... suntans!

I am not sure this guy actually lives in Iran. Does he not know that Persian women are brown? Obviously not. Check out this gem.

The public expects us to act firmly and swiftly if we see any social misbehavior by women, and men, who defy our Islamic values. In some areas of north Tehran we can see many suntanned women and young girls who look like walking mannequins. We are not going to tolerate this situation and will first warn those found in this manner and then arrest and imprison them.

Dude, you are going to arrest and imprison women for having a tan? Just admit it. The hot women are making you think "impure" thoughts, not that there is such a thing. So, instead of just dealing with the fact that we are human and are attracted to one another, your answer is to imprison women who are tanned?

I can tell you one thing from this guys statement: Islamic values are stupid.