Jesus is just popping up everywhere! Now, he is hanging out in a fireplace in Glasgow, Scotland. Check out the picture at The Sun Scotland. Now, tell me if it doesn't look like Sauron from Lord of the Rings. You know what else it looks like? A smudge of soot.
You know, if I were the son of gawd, I think I could be more likely to appear in the sand on a beach in Jamaica or on the shower wall of either the Hawaiian Tropics Bikini Team or the FKH8 calender shoot models locker room. Just sayin'.