He Who Smelt It Dealt It

I’ve got to call it on the Christians: “He who smelt it, dealt it.” In a move that is basically the church standing on a corner screaming “I am not gay, I hate cock, I don’t like oily anus”, the National Organization of Marriage (NOM, or NAMBLA) has put up some billboards in Tennessee that look like this:


Wow. Original. I am glad that these guys don’t have a problem with gay people. You know, letting people live their lives as they please and be peaceful is just too much to handle. But why stop at the billboard? Maybe they should also recommend that people turn their kids into dysfunctional homophobes.

“I just thought this billboard was a marvelous idea,” Lois Irby said. “You hear so much about same-sex marriage on TV, and it's so readily accepted by the public. Children, unless they have some kind of religious training at home, are taught to accept it and not question it or feel that it's wrong. I think God's word needs to be inserted as often as possible to reaffirm that homosexuality is wrong. It doesn't need to be presented in a glorified light.”

I guess I was wrong. Good luck Tennessee. I hope you can pull your collective heads out of your collective asses.